At Trader Joe's today, I heard Rikki Don't Lose That Number on the Muzak (the real version, not a Muzak version—which is scary enough, since 30 years ago I'd've bet that nobody would EVER play Steely Dan in a store).
And it reminded me of a running joke Kt and I had: anytime we were somewhere and would hear Steely Dan, the first one to hear it would ask the other, "What's this song about?" and the answer—delivered without hesitation—was "Drugs".
OK, maybe you had to be there. But if you know Steely Dan, it's actually pretty funny...
So, in her honor, I muttered "Drugs" to myself. A lady nearby looked a bit startled, but she'll be all right.